Ez and I are in the middle of a hair-growing contest. We started a few months ago and it ends in May, right before I start work. I posted this for your mid-contest comments. Now, I know the tendency will be to vote for Ez, but I encourage you not to do so for five very good reasons: 1) as cute as he may be, don't forget that there is a source for those mighty fine good looks, and don't insult my boy by saying he got them from a yucky girl. 2) You may want to vote for him because you don't want to hurt his feelings, but that is just going to undermine the boy's sense of self-worth. Let him genuinely earn your praises, otherwise he will do drugs and injure small animals for fun. It's true, I read it in "The Absolute Final Word in Parenting Strategies". 3) Don't forget to take into account the curl in my hair. Z's is bone straight. 4) my hair is longer than his. Trust me. And finally, 5) He can't read anyway, so he won't know the outcome, whereas I can read and I am kind of sensitive.
Vote on the poll to the right.
